You Tube: A bitter German man interprets his divorce agreement literally, sawing their possessions in two and posting his half on ebay. Buzz60’s Jen Markham (@jenmarkham) has the story.
His Ex Cheated on HIM & Demanded Half Of His Stuff. His Revenge …He Had To Give His Cheating Ex Half Of Everything. So He Did…Literally! … about his ex-wife, Laura, by cutting all of their belongings in half — literally! That’s right. This man took every one of their possessions and neatly cut them in two. (LITTLE BUDDHA)
Going through the process of divorce is both bitter and sweet for the ex-lovers. Bitter as they have to go through the painful moments and events which led them to the decision to part ways, and sweet because they are a step closer to achieving each other’s freedom.
It becomes more painful when the couple’s conjugal property which they established through sweat and blood will also be decided upon to be divided equally.
But this German man has the oddest response when the court ordered to split his and his ex-wife’s properties into half. He simply took it seriously and literally.
The German ended up breaking up with his wife Laura after she cheated on him. So when they filed a divorce and their separation was granted, the man complied with the court’s order to split all their belongings into half.
But since he wanted to teach his ex-wife a lesson she will never forget, he literally split everything in half.
German eBay user ‘der.juli’ took power tools to carefully cut all their belongings like a teddy bear, couch, iPhone5, an apple laptop, TV, and even their car equally, literally!
He then sent his ex-wife her share in the post, while he’s listed his half of the goods for sale on eBay, with the broken car now available for less than £2.
Other items cut in half include chairs, a bicycle, a teddy bear, an REM record, a sofa and even a mailbox, news.com.au reports.
The German filmed the bitter yet funny process and uploaded it on YouTube and the video called ‘For Laura’ – which showed him sawing the items in two, with the caption: ‘Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful’ years Laura !!!!! you’ve really earned half.’
The extraordinary video sees him sabotage his Samsung TV set, his Apple Macbook Pro and his Opel car with meticulous precision.
The clip finishes with a sarcastic sign-off saying: ‘Greetings to my successor’.
On eBay, most of the destroyed items are listed for just one 1EUR, the equivalent of around 70p.
The most expensive item is the halved Apple Macbook Pro, on sale for 9.50EUR (£6.80)
The result of all the half products will surely amuse you, but the bitter captions for each photo will definitely make you laugh.
The radical “conversion” was more or less an idea of my ex-wife (the news journal)…Half the workload: He also cut in half his Apple Macbook Pro – now on sale on eBay for around £7 (dailymail.co.uk)
The wheel moves despite minor limitations, and the front brake engages perfectly. (the news journal) … It’ll never work: A picture of half of the man’s bicycle is also online and is listed for less than £2 (dailymail.co.uk)
The chairs are super as an art installation, or simply for people who like to sit on half-an-ass cheek. (The News Journal) … No longer functional: Four sabotaged chairs are lined neatly against the wall (dailymail.co.uk)
I offer here in my opinion, the best REM album… “Everybody Hurts” (how true!!!_ and Night swimming are the best passages on it yet. (The News Journal)
Although she doesn’t need a stuffed animal to snuggle, there are affectionate fellow workers for that. (The News Journal).. No prisoners: Not even his REM record or teddy bear were spared, as these pictures show (dailymail.co.uk)
Watching TV alone is already depressing enough. The device is very compact and has several inputs, but am not sure whether they all work. (The News Journal).. No more TV: His Samsung television set also got the chop and half of it is available to buy for less than £1 (dailymail.co.uk)
In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another couch. (The News Journal).. Space for one: His sofa was also cut into two an is listed on eBay for 1EUR – the equivalent of around 70p (dailymail.co.uk)
Whoever wonders where the second half is may want to check with my ex-wife. (The News Journal) ..
Unfortunately, I can offer only half… But no matter, I have made sue that the best sketches are on my half. (The News Journal) .. No laughing matter: A DVD of German late night comedy sketch show Bullyparade was not spared (dailymail.co.uk)
It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls. (The News Journal)
I generously left her half of everything, even my beloved mobile phone. That way she can no longer secretly send WhatsApp hearts to a younger colleague. She doesn’t need it anyway as she lives with one. The News Journal).. Cutting all contact: A portable home phone and iPhone 5 were also cut into two by the eBay user (dailymail.co.uk)
Whoever wonders where the second half is may want to check with my ex-wife.(The News Journal)
The wheel moves despite minor limitations, and the front brake engages perfectly. (The News Journal).. It’ll never work: A picture of half of the man’s bicycle is also online and is listed for less than £2 (dailymail.co.uk)
Unlike my ex-wife, I cannot say anything about the bed, really, have always slept well in it. (The News Journal).. More cosy: The man also posted an extraordinary video showing him cutting the items in half to Youtube (dailymail.co.uk)
Missing post? The man also cut his wardrobe and mailbox into two, sending half to his former partner (dailymail.co.uk)
Goodbye car: The spurned boyfriend takes a power tool to his Opel Corsa, cutting it with meticulous precision (dailymail.co.uk)
Extreme measures: German eBay user ‘der.juli’ poses with half a motorbike helmet – on sale for less than £1 (dailymail.co.uk)
Two-wheel drive: German eBay user ‘der.juli’ took power tools to all of his possessions after being dumped by his girlfriend – cutting everything in half including his Opel Corsa (dailymail.co.uk)
Serious split: The Youtube video finishes with a sarcastic sign-off: ‘Greetings to my successor’ (dailymail.co.uk)
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